Tuesday, May 1, 2012

FIRST DAY OF “RIFFMENT”

When I retired from the National Park Service back in 1995 it was a bleak November Thursday as I walked out of Headquarters at COB. That’s government speak for “completion of business”. In plain speak it was 4:00 P.M. – closing time for the administrative offices. My first day of retirement was on Friday and I was home alone. I was at a loss as what to do after 32 years of working odd ball shifts, weekends and being on call most of the time. I was really, really at a loss for something to do. The weekend was kind of nice at home with the family, but I did not want to repeat Friday as I was bored out of my mind and I don’t do house work well. So on Monday I went down to the old fire station on 7th Avenue and started a new career as a reserve, paid on call, city fireman. The Assistant Chief asked me if I would mind cleaning the ambulance. I spent two days cleaning one ambulance. I would not have hauled a sheep in that ride, I thought the floor was intentionally black, but it was really cream colored or so it appeared after scrubbing every inch of it by hand with soap, chlorine bleach and a scrub brush.

When I riffed (or would the correct English be “was riffed”) from Page Fire Department it was just as bleak a day here in Page as it was almost two decades ago. My last day of duty was Monday and now on an overcast Tuesday I find myself in the same situation as I was years ago - bored. So I went to the city owned horse corrals and did some cleaning.

I am having visions and flashbacks to the movie Groundhog Day!

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